Nantucket Handshake
when your wife gives your golf pro a handjob.
we had to leave the club when word got out that my wife gave sam (my golf pro) a nantucket handshake.
lay your chick face down on the floor, and proceed to bang her. when you’re about to finish pull out and shoot your load in your hand. then use that same hand to help her back up.
i gave that dirty girl the old dirty sanchez, then finished the night off with a nantucket handshake.
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