Napa Valley PBJ


during s-x, the man -j-c-l-t-s in one hand and defecates in the other and then slaps the woman in the face with both hands. thus, she becomes a peanut b-tter and jelly sandwich of feces and s-m-n.
i gave her a napa valley pbj and told her to get the f-ck out.

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