napa


acronym for nasty -ss p-ssy area
yo i was gonna go down on your mom but she got a napa.
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a small wine vine-growing town in the north bay area.

the population is about 50-50 whites to other ethnic groups. it’s not 92% white, not even close, so m. du, shut up.

at the junior college, whites are a minority. i live here, i know this.

and we like being called napkins, it’s a funny term we enjoy. nap-kins. yessss.

we also have a state hospital to get locked up in if we’re naughty.

there is nothing to do in this town. we’re bored out of out minds. seriously.

..and we don’t hate surrounding towns.

if you’re a tourist and you come to visit – drive the speed limit. nothing gets people crazier than being behind drivers going 30 in a 45 zone.
let’s do something.

ok, but lets get out of napa.

yeah.
north american pavement ape. a poorly behaved black male in his teens or early twenties. often raised by unwed, single mothers in poor environments, their upbringing is marked by an absence of discipline and appropriate role models, and a lack of access to quality education. because of this they are poorly socialized and often engage in “cheap signaling” such as wearing hoodies, not pulling up their pants, loping or slanting instead of walking fully upright like normal bipeds, and loitering in gaggles at convenience stores. in extreme cases they will also engage in crime or violent behavior. seen most often in urban areas, since they like to prey on scared, weak white people like the kind that live in big cities (not in the red states, where many whites are armed and dangerous.)
ted: “hey, stop in at this 7-11, i need a c-ke.”
bill: “no way man. every time i go in there, the place is full of napas.”

tanisha: “my man broke up wit me again!”
lawanda: “oh snap! how’d he do it this time?”
tanisha: (sniffle) “he sent me a text!”
lawanda: “hmmf. that napa got no manners!”
a town that is going downhill really fast these days, what with all of the yuppie f-cks moving here and ugly buildings going up.
soulless yuppie f-ck: i’m buying a house in napa because it’s a trendy address to have these days
north american pavement ape, an alternative for the slang porch monkey. it describes a person from african decent.
wow that n.a.p.a sure does like watermelon and cool-aid.
need another part already
a joke about napa auto part stores
acronym: not all parents are stupid. sometimes used as warning when someone is relying on other acronyms for obscurity.
careful what you text when parents are watching…napas, ya know.
often refered to as “doing a napa”.

correcting a mirc script to the nth degree, perfecting it with stupidly complicated methods which are most likely practical, but no-body understands.
jim: what the h-ll is this script all about?
jimbob: looks like someone has done a napa on it ..

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