Napcident
“an accidental nap”.
you know when you’re laying on your couch at home reading a book or watching reality trash on tv? maybe your head is against a nice pillow… there’s a blanket at hand…?
you didn’t get on the couch with sleeping intent, yet all of a sudden, snoozing simply feels like the right thing to do. and then you fall asleep for anywhere between 20 minutes and 2 hours?
well my friend, you’ve just experienced a napcident.
an accidental nap, usually in the mid afternoon, often lasting into the early evening hours and usually resulting in disorientation upon waking.
after a napcident, one may be confused about what day and time it is as well as where they are located.
“i’m so sorry i’m late, i’m on my way now – i had a napcident!”
a portmanteau of “nap” and “accident.” when one unintentionally falls asleep, often causing one to miss important engagements.
“i wanted to go to cl-ss today, but i had a napcident.”
“i napcidentally missed my dentist appointment yesterday.”
an accidental nap that occurs when you really couldn’t afford the time.
“oh no! my clients are here already, i just sat down to do a little facebooking and review their file during my lunch break, but it appears i had a little napcident.”
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