NAPO-Drunk
a whole new level of intoxication. three football fields past blackout-drunk.
symptoms of napo-drunk include, but are not limited to: talking with your eyes closed, spitting on the floor despite being inside a house, binge eating of uncooked frozen meats, reoccurring need to “pound it”, hug people and using phrased such as “i got this on lockdown”. in extreme situations someone who is napo-drunk will wake up multiple times after being put to bed and will reemerge in nothing more than hole-y underwear, run out into the street and try and “hide” from people while calling himself a “ninja”.
wow! you were napo-drunk last night. you woke up again wearing only your boxers, went into the kitchen and threw a shotgl-ss down the sink and turned on the garbage disposal as a distraction for you as you ran out the back door and hid in the neighborhood. you didn’t come back for 2 hours!
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