nappy headed escort
a politically correct way of saying someone is a dirty wh-r-.
defendant: your honor she is a f-cking dirt wh-r-! are you going to trust her?
judge: what did you call my wife?!
lawyer: what my client means is she is a ‘nappy headed escort’ and her account of the crime should not carry any weight.
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