napskin


an open wound with pieces of napkin stuck on it because you don’t have a proper band-aid so you instead use a napkin
jen: ouch, i tripped on a log and scr-ped my knee!
me: here put this napkin on it
jen: i don’t want no napskin!
me: i’ll pretend i know what that means
the area between the head and shaft of male genitalia that usually collects gunk. on some occasions may smell like a ‘nappy’ or babies diaper.

generally occurs on men with foreskin and those with poor hygiene.
girl: “you have some napskin you need to clean.”
guy: “shutup and make me a sandwich.”

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