Narconstipation
narconstipation = narcotics + constipation
medically termed: opioid induced constipation (oic) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the gi tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.
aka: percocet-p–pless, nothing-but-fentanyl-farts, oxycodone-ouchies, codeine cr-pless, deuce-less dilaudid
narconstipation: it’s not the sh-t.
me: doc, thanks for the pain meds. they are helping out a lot after this surgery. but d-mn, i’m backed up. all i want to do is sh-t and i can’t. what’s the deal?
doc: oh, you gots the narconstipation.
me: wtf?
doc: pain free. poo filled. life’s a b-tch.
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