nards


to consistently commit to, and opt out of plans with friends. especially work friends.
“is jim going to come to the happy hour he set up? or is he going nard us again?”
“i was planning on having dinner tonight with jim, but he narded me. again.”
aka “kicked in the nards.”
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1.reference to t-st-cl-s, or bravado.
2.expletive, expressing ones dissapointment with a situation
1.wolfman’s got nards!
2.i lost the game. nards!
1. a different, funny way to say “nuts”
it hurts to get kicked in the nards.
slang for t-st-cl-
d-mnit bill, you got right in the nards!
beavis & b-tthead’s word for nuts
hey beavis, my nards itch
a word commonly used in annoyance, to express dismay or agitation
oh nards, i totally forgot
a round, fat, annoying person who resembles a chicken nugget.
marcus is so annoying, he’s such a nard.
a word used usually instead of “oh sh-t” as a disguise so that people will not know you used that word.
teacher: ok cl-ss, you have a five-page essay, due tomorrow!

julie: aww nards!

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