narfle the garthog


my friends and i picked up this phrase from the coneheads movie in the early 90’s. we adapted it to make fun of the guys hooking up with less than perfect girls out at the clubs or where ever.
hey atz what is tim doing with that hosebeast over there?

that fool, he’s trying to narfle the garthog.
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to suck the big one
life really narfles the garthog

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