Narphin


a hybrid of the dolphin and narwhal. it has the body of a dolphin and a narwhal’s horn.

it is also known as the chuck norris of the sea. so, basically, it’s invincible.
the narphin was going to be known as the dolwhal, but it just didn’t sound as epic. thus, the narphin was born.

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