narratorium


the material that is used when the narrator won’t allow you to go somewhere because it’s protected by plot.

narrator: the entrance is barred by wooden planks, the only other way is to go through this really creepy labyrinth that is filled with monsters and will advance the plot.

character 1: couldn’t i just burn the wooden planks?

narrator: no!

character 2: couldn’t i just fire my laser sword and disintegrate the planks or something?

narrator: no!

character 1: couldn’t i just melt it with my acid crystals or run it over with my working tank or maybe just chop it in half with one of my 7 axes?

narrator: no!

character 1: why not?

narrator: because it’s protected by a layer of plot/narratorium.
you can’t go there! it’s sealed with narratorium

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