Narthalion


wasted for life. also a halfgod located in the netherlands. he is a philosopher who made it clear to the world wasted is a positive state of body and mind and that pot is the only way to conquer all anti-babylon movements around the world. he even offers services of physical enjoyment to hawt-looking girls.
d-mn mate, i’m feeling narthalion all day… wanna join me?
a small ferret with a thing for beer and marijuana
see also weasel and pot
that crazy narthalion came in and screwed up our living room

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