narts


a very fun and zesty word you can subst-tute for any cuss word without being a sinner. spices up any conversation and no one is offended by your swear words because you just being zesty.
“oh narts, i failed the test” ” what the narts do you think you’re doing?” “narts to this”
“narts” means oh no i forgot something or like a word used when angry at something.
ahhh narts my car has a flat tire what will i do now? oh narts
gas that is smelled but not heard. it creeps up on you. a synonym for ninja fart and silent but deadly.
did somebody just nart? i didn’t hear it, but i know its in the room.
the type of fart, when thrown sitting down, that rises upwards and is released on the side of your t-st-cl- and leg making a “fart” sound. the skin from the t-st-cl- claps with the skin of the leg.
“i tried to be secretive, but the nart was louder than expected”

“i narted while getting head, i tried to squeeze my cheeks shut but it was too late and i narted near her face instead of the bed. she felt the air of the nart.”
artwork that is done on cl-ss notes.
man check out this nart i did in anthropology today.
not a real thing
person 1: i love wearing toe socks with sandals! so fashionable.
person 2: what the f*ck? nart!
a t-st-cl-
man that is one nasty nart

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