narutosexual


1. the exclusive s-xual attraction to uzumaki naruto from the popular j-panese anime and manga, “naruto,” and nothing/no one else.

2. the exclusive s-xual attraction to narutomaki, a j-panese fish cake (kamaboko) topping on j-panese noodles, such as ramen.
example (#1) uchiha sasuke

someone: “hey, sasuke, are you g-y? girls drools all over you, yet you simply ignore them.”

sasuke: “nah, dude. i’m narutos-xual.”

example (#2)

person a: “wow, that narutomaki fish cake looks hot.”
person b: “bro, are you like, narutos-xual?”

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