narwhal bacon
“the narwhal bacons at midnight” is a catchphrase that was created for redditors to identify themselves in public places. it is used in fanart, rage comics, and is often referenced as an inside joke in reddit threads.
tom: how about “the narwhal bacons at midnight” jim
jim: what the f-ck are you talking about?
tom: jim aren’t you cx4u069 from /r/s-x
jim: wtf tom!? you sick mother fu!
tom: hey heyy heyy waitt it’s not..wha..
jim: hahaha yeah i’m cx4u069..just messing with ya.
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