NASCAR-dick


when a p-n-s curves to the left due to frequent masturbation with the left hand.
“dude, my d-ck curves to the left so much it almost has a complete bend!”

“yeah, dude, you have a nascar-d-ck. quit jerkin’ off so much with your left hand. change it up to keep it straight.”

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