NASCAR


turning left in a chevrolet for 4 hours.
jim: what’s on tv today?
bob: nascar.
jim: let’s go to a movie.

dale earnhardt jr. – feb, 2004 – a top and upcoming contender in the nascar nextel cup series (formally the winston cup series)

this is bagwell after a flip in 2002. he is not dead in this pic, just fainted.

casey atwood (busch series) daytona 1999

talladega. october 1998.

dale jr. flipping in his first busch race

flip in the busch series

chad little’s john deere ford, rudely taken by kurt busch.

yee haw!

the race at california speedway!

nascar of talladega, alabamo

nascar racing

elliot sadler’s take off

robert pressley’s wild ride in the 1997 daytona 500

nascar goody’s dash series flip..
the official sport of in breeds, rednecks as well as white trash!
look at all those wt at the nascar race!
non-athletic sport centered around rednecks
jeff gordon can be found in every redneck’s home. (nascar)
an event in which big car-shaped billboards, bearing the names of hundreds of corporations, are somehow driven around a track at very high speeds by smaller, human-shaped billboards
i don’t understand how nascar does it. how do they get those billboards to go around the track so fast?
non
athletic
sport
centered
around
rednecks

coincedince? we think not.
the definition speaks for itself
the only sport in the world that can completely empty out a wal-mart store of all people on every weekend. (i actully a race stock car on the dirt ovals, so lol!!!)
a good day to go to wal-mart is on sunday. all of the normal customers home watching the nascar race and beating the f-ck out of their wife/sister.
the sorriest excuse for a sport ever invented. an excuse for stupid white rednecks to come together and watch other stupid white rednecks turn left in a car for 3 to 4 hours. it also doubles as a 3 to 4 hour commercial in which you here and see more advertis-m-nt than actual talent. and i do not care what all of you nascar fans say, everyone who -ssociates themselves with it is a redneck, regardless of where the driver or the race is. i’m sorry, but i would rather watch competetive elephant -j-c-l-t–n than a nascar race
stupid white redneck 1: hey there bud, lets go sit on our -sses and smoke cigarettes and drink sh-tty lite beer in our wifebeaters at the nascar race today. then we can go home and abuse our families in a fit of drunken rage.
stupid white redneck 2: yup, sounds fun.

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