Nassir
this name originates from the african empires. name given to the most shameful of human inbread idiots with an unnaturally small -n-s opening. the -n-s opening was so small it was rumored “deens” were the only humans immune to the now popular term “soap dropping” representing surprise “-n-l” s-x.
prisoner #1 hey man did you see that n-ssir’s -n-s opening?
prisoner #2 yeah man it was extremely terrifying.
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