nasty deli
a “nasty deli” is a s-xual manuver in which a man enters a deli and notices a hot young lady working in the back on the grill. he then makes his way behind the counter and bends her over the grill and starts f-cking her in the -ss from behind. then he hears something sizzling on the grill and it turns out to be the girls b-lls because shes really a dude.
what the f-ck?!? you’re a dude? this is a nasty deli.
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