nasty gay
a gay guy who is so nasty that he makes regular f-ggots throw up.
if you are a dude and there’s a nasty gay anywhere in the room, you won’t be able to get rid of the nasty feeling of him undressing you with his slimy eyes and bending you over with his slimy ghost-hands and slipping his slimy ghost-peen into your b-tt and tickling your ball sack with his slimy ghost-claws until you go take a cold shower… at your house… after you’ve killed him. which could possibly be never.
because nasty gays are usually the “outest” and “proudest,” a lots of people think that they’re the only type of gay. and, to tell the truth, if they were i’d go gaybashing every godd-mn day.
the average nasty gay’s personality consists of the following (in order of importance): being gaaaaay!, suckin’ dix, mysp-ce pix, expensive brand names (prada, abercrombie, and whole foods), havin’ fun (malls!, gay bars!) and art. all nasty gays believe they are artists at heart. that’s why they take so many rainbow-colored mysp-ce pictures of their naked skinny -sses wearing nothing but a stupid tie and a bowler hat. because it’s art.
100% of nasty gays are paired with a similarly nasty f-g hag, to whom he tells all of his stories of going bareback with another dude he just met and getting p–p all over 3/4 of his shaft. all nasty gays have been around the block enough times to -ssume that 100% of them are aids positive.
once in a while (frequently) they’ll get into a pretend-serious relationship with the “love of my life strykr <3" and then delete their shared shrine-like mysp-ce when they break up a couple of weeks/days/seconds later. nasty gay riley: "i am gay, queer, f-g, h-m-, whatever you wanna call me--i'm out and proud! and i want to rape every boy i see." nasty gay lang: "your legs look like stilts. wanna f-ck? meet me at the gloryhole in ten mins!"
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