NASTY GRANNY


verb- getting fisted by an overweight old granny named sue while she wistles the tune to the andy griffith show and sharts(see sharts) on your feet.
she may be watching nip-tuck during the act of the nasty granny.
nasty guy:i helped your granny take in her groceries and before i knew it she pulled a nasty granny!

grandson: well, how was it?

nasty guy: oh… it was nasty!

grandson: dude she’s like 95 and a half!

nasty guy: well it was pretty cool man, we watched cable and practiced knitting…

grandson: right on dude!!!

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