a c-ck pushup while u sh-t in someone’s mouth
i advise you never to perfrom or demonstarte a nasty shepard
- Nature Mitten
what your v-g-n- becomes when a female places her hands between her thighs for warmth kelly: “gosh it’s cold out here!” krista: “place them in your nature mitten.”
- neck scruffing
to pick up an animal by the scruff of the neck. psychologically, neck scruffing works well on ferrets as a way of telling them “hey, i am your new parental figure; you need to listen to me”.
- nerd pocket
the breast pocket of a shirt. the pocket where nerds carry their pocket protector. my shirt was ruined when a pen exploded in my nerd pocket. dang! i wish i had a pocket protector!
- nerd sweat
the odor that exists in game stores, such as game stop and eb games. the smell comes from nerdy kids playing video games all day in an enclosed environment. this only applies to the game stores in shopping centers, because there is not enough ventilation. alex and his friend tommy walked into eb games to […]
greek, roughly translated to “mind f-cker”. i can’t believe jason showed her the p-rn of her grandmother, what a neuropheliac.