Natalie Pollard
a psychopathic wife who’s goal in life is to play nice and convince the spouse into marriage. once this task has been accomplished she will then turn into a satan-sort of a human-being and forcefully remove your s-xual organs and hands. she will then harvest these organs and only give them use during self pleasure in the form of masturbation. once you can stand no more she will lock you and all your children in the frigid bas-m-nt and torment you unitl you can stand no more. finally she will take a n-z- dagger and make an incision across your trachea causing extreme blood loss leading to death, which only brings furthe peasure to her. once the spouse is deceased she will perform s-xual experiments on the children such as attaching squirrel t-st-cl-s and removing the human ones. once all her fun and games have been performed and she is satisfied with her demoness, she will then break a valve filled with fatal carbon monoxide gas, and watch the kids through a video camera as they suffer for their last breathe.
natalie pollard” im gonna cut your b-lls off”
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