nate moore
this is a type of dude that you would get down on your knees and call him “dad”. if you are ever in the presence of this “nate moore” so to speak….run. rumor has it that this man will yank your p-n-s off your body, and cook it for dinner. mustard and ketchup included. now, even though that sounds horrifying, he is a majestic man. sometimes when you haven’t got your daily bust in (-ssuming you are a male), and you want it to be quick, simply just look at this ‘nate moore’ and boom…..satisfaction.
i have so much homework and i need to nut. it has to be 5 minutes max. hey nate moore! come here!
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