national crocs day
monday april 24th 2017 is national crocs day!
person 1: hey n-gg-, have any xtra crocs i can where tomorrow for national crocs day?
person 2: ahh h-ll yeah… which colour? ive got pink, red, and mary jane crocs.
person 1: i’ll wear the mary jane crocs so ppl know that i have swag 👈😎👈
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