national cum day


national c-m day, the one day that men can c-m at any point during s-x. it doesn’t matter if you j-z in your pants, or if it takes you five hours (lucky s.-.b.)…
ruth: hey, you know it’s national c-m day babe? let’s get busy!!
bob: too late!!

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