national eat ass day


national eat -ss day is a day on july 25th where you basically eat someone’s -ss.
jerry: hey dude guess what day it is?
taylor: july 25th?
jerry: no you dippy wippy ding dong, it’s national eat -ss day!
taylor: holy sh-t i’m calling grace stokes.
april 23rd is national eat -ss day… be sure to eat as much -ss as possible in order to sustain a valuable reputation in your friend group. make sure to get all nice with that that p–p as well! don’t be afraid of farts!
bro i ate so much -ss on national eat -ss day! might have contracted gohnarea in the process though!

f-ck you lucky b-st-rd i only contracted aids
april 20th is national eat -ss day!
hey did you know tomorrow is national eat -ss day?
april 12 national eat -ss day. the day where you can go around and eat someone’s -ss .
“hey didnt you hear its national eat -ss day. wanna come by my house today and let me eat your -ss?”
april 13th is national eat -ss day
hey babe it’s national eat -ss day you know what that means

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