National Fuck Day


a day where all you do is f-ck. just enjoy.
oh man, i am so psyched for national f-ck day!
8/6 (august s-x)

this is a day celebrating variety in s-x partners, and just going for it.

remember:

“if you’re with someone new, you know what to do!”

this is also a great day to try skydiving, pearl diving, bottle spinning, or just anything you have always wanted to do but just haven’t yet.
my hopeful f-ck buddy was ready to call it a night, but i said, “why don’t you come on over to my place instead? it’s national f-ck day!!”

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