Neon Black


a color almost impossible to define, although r-t-rds think its a blacklight. (its not!)
a r-t-rded color thought up by a smart-ss (myself), mainly used to brush off annoying douchebags, or stun idiots for a short time so you can escape the barrage of stupidity while they try to think about it.
guy: hey jokero, whats your favorite color?

jokero: neon black

guy: wtf is neon black? -derrrr-

jokero: f-ck you thats what! -runs-
a paradoxical shade , created by a few people like me. used for confusion. often confused with white or a black light.
-dude i got a neon black shirt.
-no you didn’t that’s impossible
the color of my soul.
i like neon black, because it is the color of my soul.

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