National Fuck Festival
a 3 day festival where you f-ck all u can. and if u are a virgin still and are looking for a great way to lose is heres a reason to get laid.
i don’t know about u but i don’t wanna be a 40 year old virgin.
lady: hey there stranger i am looking for a guy i can ride for this special occasion.
man: whats the occ-ssion pretty lady?
lady: national f-ck festival
man: okay let me just go get some condoms from the gas station
a 3 day event to have s-x all you can.and if u are a virgin still and are looking for a great way to lose is heres a reason to get laid.
lady: hey stranger i am wondering if i could get a “ride” if u know what i mean
man: why are you asking me pretty lady?
lady: it national f-ck festival and i need to get laid
man: thats fine by me but we needs to be safe so lets go get some condoms from the gas station
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