National Treasure


a female of caucasian decent that wants every male to enjoy her brain and physique, but is unwilling to allow s-xual contact with her hoo ha. any s-xual contact with said region will require a complex devirginization ceremony.
although she was the most treasured virgin of all the land, no man was willing to complete the rigorous training necessary to deflower the national treasure.

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