Nationalsecurititus
elevation or conflation of an issue to that of a threat to national security
ex1
joe: hey bill, check out the swirling colors on that cloud
bill: that’s no cloud! get the feds on the horn. the alien invasion is under way!
joe: cool your jets, roger. it’s just a cloud. you may have a touch of nationalsecurit-tus.
ex2
sarah: glenn, did you hear that obama wants to register gun sales
glenn: this is the first salvo in the holy war to be waged against the core of what it means to be an american
john: no, it’s a standard tool for law enforcement to ensure that the wrong people don’t buy guns. check your nationalsecurit-tus
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