Native Drunk


getting blackout drunk just like an indian on firewater.
i got native drunk last night and woke up with two fat girls, no wallet, and a black eye.
people who can’t handle their alcohol. which leads to convincing yourself to being at the war and kemmerich died, beating your friends for a cigarette, p-ssing in your sleep, crying for no reason, talking and nothing makes sense, believing that demons from harry potter are after you.
i pulled a danielle and got native drunk last night and p-ssed myself

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