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• nazi volcano

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• shmoop a poop

  to take a long, drawn out dump while on the clock at work in order to kill time and relax. rick: that motherf-cker corey has been in the back for 30 minutes what’s he doin? kslice: cee-lowe dun shmoop a p–p

• Shnerd

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