Nattastrophobia
an anxiety disorder characterized by extreme fear of running out of natty light at any event or gathering, but most notably way too early in the night.
example #1:
good god, last night as the party was gettin legit, and i was gettin b-lls deep in liz, i suffered from a nattastrophobia attack. i shoved that c-ck juggling thunder c-nt to the floor and ran to the fridge -ss naked to find six fresh cases. i love my roommates.
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