Nattycolitis


the inability to form solid feces due to years of frequent natty light consumption
theodore: “dood, i blow up hard at work”
jontae: “yeah, same, i rarely sh-t solid any more”
theodore: “hahaha, maybe we have nattycolitis”

sampsun: “bro, i have been sh-tting rice water and blood for weeks. i think i have developed chronic nattycolitis.”
jeffrey: “i ferment mine.”

scott: “ben, i haven’t duked a solid log in months; all my p–p is straight liquid.”
benjamin: “uhhh, it sounds like you might have nattycolitis. how long have you been bingeing on natty?”
scott: “probably 15 years, since i was 12, no doubt.”

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