natural ice

a beer that tastes bad so the first two cans are a labor of love. after that it goes down smooth, you keep pounding it until you p-ss out. this is usually achieved before beer #12 because natty ice is 5.9% abv.

a cheap ice brewed beer made by anheuser busch and is said to be a collection of leftover cr-p. this is possibly true because some cans are creamy and some are bitter.
college student 1: we have $12 lets split a dirty 30.
college student 2: so you want to get busch?
college student 1: yo dumbsh-t you know busch is $14 we need natty.
college student 2: you’re right natural ice is cheaper and more alcoholic so we’ll be f-ckin fat b-tches in no time!
5.9% alc, cheap, tastes like water.
“most bang for the buck!”
here is eight bucks. go grab a a couple sixers of the talls of natural ice and some jalepeno chips. bring me back the change.
one of the cheapest beers you can buy, but unlike other cheap beers, natural ice has a refreshing taste and goes down smooth. has a higher alcohol content compared to other beers of 5.9% and is highly popular among high school and college students. it is not to be confused with natural light which is only drank by p-ss-es. common nickname is natty ice referring to its “nasty” taste, but is largely inaccurate.
guy 1: “hey dave do u want a natty light or natty ice?”
guy 2: “what the f-ck do u think i am? a p-ssy? throw me a natural ice”
guy 1: “oh yea. i forgot only p-ss-es drink light beer”

this is not your grandma’s beer. at 5.9% natural ice stands high above most of america’s beer. with a clean crisp taste, (never buy cans you morons!!!!), it is deceivingly strong. i dare you to try to drink a twelve pack! this beer will will even make the college lineman drunk as a skunk! be careful drinking this stuff if you are under 200 pounds
i drank a bunch of natural ice, wtf happened last night?