9 inches of 100% original manmeat. no pumps, no extensions, no customizations.
at the reunion yesterday i discovered steve’s a natural nine. unlike chris who’s a minuscule two.
any form of cannabis purchased in a greasy spanish town lets go and buy some navarramonkson and get completely f-ckered
- Nazi Jew
somebody who accuses somebody else of being a n-z- just if they are of german ancestry. dude- i’m going to the german folk festival. n-z- jew- you are? but why? dude- oh, well i’m part german, plus i love their cultures. n-z- jew- n-z-! a jew and a n-z- person. wow, n-z-jew thats some religion […]
instant message acronym meaning “now back to work” daniel: thnx for distracting me – i’ve got six more pages to write for english. nbtw!
- NCIS: Los Angeles
a television crime/drama centered around the personal and professional lives of members of the ncis office of special projects. the main characters include g callen, the russian-speaking special agent in charge who was once a foster child, former navy seal special agent sam hanna, pretty but tough special agent kensi blye and lapd liason detective […]
necrofailia, is having s-x with the undead, like necrophelia is s-x with the dead. if you are perfoming necrophelia, and the dead suddenly reanimates, you have necrofailed. necrofailia has been performed in the place of necrophelia.