nature’s condom
having -n-l s-x rather than risking pregnancy by having s-x the traditional way. this allows for (though isn’t advised) unprotected s-x without the need to pull out.
however, there have been rare cases where seminal fluid has found its way into the v-g-n- and pregnancy has occurred, so be careful.
“dude, i totally hooked up with that chick from the club last night, but when we got back to my place i realized i was out of rubbers!”
“dude, weak! what did you do, get head instead?”
“nah, bro, we used nature’s condom.”
“nice.”
another word for ones -ss
person 1: we were having s-x then she bounced up and got on all fours.
person 2: you mean…
person 1: yes sir. she wanted she wanted it in her -ss.
person 2: well it is natures condom.
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