nature’s pubes
sprouts (of any kind) added to the top of a meal or dish (usually sandwiches or salads) which resemble, in form, a mound of pubic hair
dude ordering a salad: “hey, why dont you toss my salad with a little of nature’s p-b-s?”
hombre making it: “how bout a splooge of ranch to top it all off?”
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