Nauck’s Mom

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nauck’s mom
the ent-ty of which a man feels successful in a s-xual experience and feels as if he just got ‘a free one’. founded by christopher nauck, made famous by coach t. often the result of a good day, lose of weight, and burning sensation in said trousers. usually the said word, is followed by the abbreviation ftw (for the win).
1.”i’m kinda h-rny, maybe i’ll go to mich-lle’s and nauck’s mom her all night long!”

2.”so what’re you doing for the weekend?”

“nauck’s mom, ftw!!!”

3. “dude that girl that just walked by is at least an eight.

“nahh, brah i’ll give that a nauck’s mom!!
by idk779 january 23, 2009
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