Naughtomobilist
a person who doesn’t believe in the use for cars.
person a: hey girl, i’ll pick you up at 8:00pm in my mazda 6?
person b: sorry fam, i don’t support the automotive transportation industry. i’m a naughtomobilist.
person a: real talk?
person b: real talk!
#car automobile transport
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