naughty go-gurt
when one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. about 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: they’ll do what they would with a go-gurt!!
p1: hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
p2: nah, i’m out of rubbers.
p1: that’s a shame. -sigh-
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