naughty potty
the act of explaining you are going to go “number 2” (excreting feces from the -n-l cavity) but in a modern day hip and clean way.
oh man i want to continue playing world of warcraft, but i have to take a naughty potty!
a masturbation technique when a man sits on the toilet and jacks off. when he reaches -rg-sm he aims his d-ck into the toilet and c-ms. no clean up necessary.
i walked in on my roomate doin the naughty potty.
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