Naughty Smack


also known as “car b-st-rding”

this is where one yells from the window, driving past a pedestrian at three or four miles an hour, the following. firstly to attract the attention of ones victim.
secondly to fix their gaze and
thirdly to yell like a venomous r-t-rd whilst clawing at the car door trying to escape. the monologue is as follows and contains only one individual insertion, an appropriate word that will offend your victim, such as wig, or handbag, or sausage or even, cupboard or p-n-s. this insertion point (tee-hee) is represented as a text like v-g-n- below.
“cuse me”
“cuse-me”
“cuse-me”

(to be said full on joey style, remember you are a down syndrome child)

naughty
naughty
naughty (())
naughty (())

(then making away st speed)

smack
smack
naughty smack
naughty smaaaaaaaack.

this game orignates from south woodham ferrers, ess-x.

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