Naval Tortoise
a person who loves water…to the point where some people say it is obsessive. they cannot stay away from water long and typically hate on those who disrespect h2o. people often call them insane but they often beat them in water-related sports. it is believed that after a certain point they will grow fins and gills, though it is said to be theoretically impossible. it is believed they may be the future of man’s aquatic evolution. great prowess, esp. on a water bed!
mcgee: you see that naval tortoise
rackman: yeah he grew his fins last night and stole my girl this morning.
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