nazi face mask
n. after s-x and your partner goes to sleep. you stratle them with your -ss hole directley above their nose. you procede to punch them in the genitalia. they will immediatly try to sit up at which point their nose will press firmly against your your -ss hole. you fart.
lisa told me she was pregnant. i knew it wasn’t mine. so after s-x that night i gave her a n-z- face mask.
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