NCOT
no c-ck on tap
a condition in which if you haven’t had s-x for a while, you get desperate for s-x, perve on people you shouldn’t (or wouldn’t normally), find s-xual innuendo in things your friends say. its also a reason for any symptoms you might have, i.e. a headache or the shakes.
man, vicki stop perving on that bloke, he’s gross, you have the ncot bad today!
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