NDE

nde or n.d.e meaning “near death experience”.

often wrongly -ssociated with having a near brush with death
like “yeah i had an nde, i nearly bot hit by a bus”.

a true nde is when you clinically die and experience a vision of the afterlife.

ndes mainly come in two forms “positive” or “negative”.

“positive” ndes people experience a bright light at the end of a dark tunnel.

“negative” ndes people experience falling down a dark pit and seeing demons or devils.
4 more definitions
nde- is an acronym for ‘not doing enough’. it’s the opposite of dtm(doing too much).
boy, you dtm with that florescent scarf! they exclaimed. he answers, “chit, nde.”
near divorce experience

a bad fight or faux pas within a marriage that nearly results in divorce.
julie and i really got into it, when she found out i went to the strip club and spent half the rent. it was a true nde.
stands for near death experience, a strong headlock that was made famous by michael natarelli who now resides in florida due to his abnormally large bicepts and forearms from excessive masturbating (see cran)your air supply is cut off and your life flashes before your eyes
d-mn nat put me in the nde the other day and i almost kicked the bucket, my life was flashing before my eyes
stands for near death experience, a strong headlock that was made famous by michael natarelli who now resides in florida
d-mn nat put me in the nde yesterday and i almost kicked the bucket